Well, till now only John Orchard's made an effort to dissuade me from becoming a Catholic, but Mark Dungay's risen to the challenge now too:

Oh yeah - reasons to not be a Catholic:

1. No contraception.


2. They talk to God via the Virgin Mary, what did she ever do apart from
   get raped by a Roman soldier?
   
3. They park on the double yellow lines outside my house all the time.


4. Priests and choir boys.


5. They actually take the Popes seriously even thought most have been
   completely senile for over 10 years of their reign. And when did God
   appoint him anyway[?]


6. Tony Soprano.

Paul and I are giving the new po it's first task. It'a very nice po - like the last one, but not broken and the plastic bits are black instead, which is nicer. The teacosy's great.